Miscellaneous: Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter,... - FML

By OhDeary - 01/08/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML

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NeonBlack 0

Monday 1 August 2011 22:58

Say because it's plugged in.

Stonedmanalex 0

Monday 1 August 2011 22:58

Damn not the brightest child

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kurenai0625 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 14:11

maybe she thought it was an EMP! lol wow, we all have our moments! like my vomiting on the guy in back of me on a rollercoaster moment! :D don't worry it happens to everybody ;)

hazumu_fml 8

Tuesday 2 August 2011 14:38

She is Not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed...

cascott325 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 15:04

that's your fault

nickb145 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 17:50

Probably a blond

ursistersbf 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:34

Another jackass into society..

h0ward076 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 21:49

because cars are MAGIC!!

stoneywoney 3

Tuesday 2 August 2011 22:10

blonde?

MissyBoo13 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 22:26

oh my gosh... is she blonde?

okieraider71 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 23:38

Mine is in pre-med and did not know there are two Washington(s). This knotthead will be your heart doctor. BUY LIFE INSURANCE!!!!

marylandfan003 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 23:51

This is fake

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