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By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 17:07 - Canada - Tracadie

Today, one of my friends posted on Facebook saying if you're held up at an ATM, putting your PIN in backwards will alert the cops. I pointed out it's an urban legend, and asked how it'd work if their PIN was the same backwards. He drove over and beat the crap out of me. FML

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BubbleGrunge 18

Thursday 8 January 2015 0:23

Sounds like your friend has more problems than worrying about being robbed at the ATM. Actually, he may be the robber at the ATM.

juststephhere 23

Thursday 8 January 2015 0:31

They sound so lovely! Remind me why they are your friend?

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WingWalker 2

Saturday 10 January 2015 3:55

This totally happened.

DragonConqueror 11

Sunday 11 January 2015 8:48

What. a. piece. of. dickish. dipshit.

Fou_Lou 20

Monday 12 January 2015 13:36

Unfriend, block. never speak a word with that dumb ass.

norovirus 1

Saturday 17 January 2015 16:18

Turns out that's another good way to alert the cops!

Hossfly88 3

Tuesday 8 November 2016 16:58

I thought Canadians were nice.

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