Transportation: Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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m311 6

Wednesday 29 December 2010 12:14

bite him back

Sonfang 19

Wednesday 29 December 2010 13:54

...And so begins the zombie invasion!

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hawkeye12221 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 16:05

ZOMBIE!!!!

nickle4054 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 16:51

o.O

monkji10 0

Friday 1 July 2011 5:36

oh no! your infected!!!

dubbadee123 5

Sunday 3 July 2011 7:35

ZOMBIE!!!

xexu13 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:30

you will now turn into a zombie zombieland rules

xexu13 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:30

you will now turn into a zombie zombieland rules

tatababe 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 0:13

you must look taste

Juls11 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 18:03

Zombiee

tomsantos 0

Monday 5 September 2011 23:23

ZOMBIE!!!!!!

SilverBelle13 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 3:48

I hope he didn't have rabies! (lol JK)

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