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By Anonymous - 29/09/2014 19:39 - United States - Derry

Today, on my first day of sailing practice, I managed to sit on a metal cleat. After being admitted to the ER, I was informed that I had two vaginal lacerations that needed surgery. The nurse tried to convince me it was my lucky day, because the hospital café was serving vanilla pudding. FML

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LittleBells 17

Monday 29 September 2014 23:52

It has to be better than their Chocolate Pudding I suppose

WCARlover 34

Monday 29 September 2014 23:55

This made me cringe so hard...I am so sorry OP

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elizabeth4166 16

Wednesday 11 February 2015 4:58

The word "lacerations" really urks me

Rababco 29

Sunday 5 June 2016 4:25

I think I know what it feels like for guys to read about other guys getting kicked in the nuts. My lady parts are feeling uncomfortable right now. I'm trying to figure out how vanilla pudding is supposed to make things better. Is supposed to make it hurt less or something?