Love, Tinder and Dating: Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again....

By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

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Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:22

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soccerbabe92 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 19:44

Maybe you guys just have a lot in common. :]

Jesikuh420 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 22:53

You know what they say, Incest Is Best

traviemojo 0

Friday 4 November 2011 16:52

So your parents are brother and sister?

vegis 0

Friday 4 November 2011 23:01

Gross

Fakunda10 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 14:42

Wow

yatusk 2

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:59

Maybe you should move to Alabama. I here that's legal there

snakeswollower 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 20:00

thats funny lol and bad....lol

ryanyandel 9

Saturday 5 November 2011 21:55

You are from Kansas inbreeding is acceptable there so go for it!

jdubulous 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 22:29

Wait do u live in 'bama?

soccerg40 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 4:35

If ur from the south thats fine

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