Kids: Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like...

By -_- - 12/01/2014 08:03 - United States

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML

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Sunday 12 January 2014 15:51

Perhaps teaching your child some manners?

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Sunday 12 January 2014 15:51

your son is 7. I wouldn't take it to heart. one day he'll be glad to look just like you.

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contemno13 5

Monday 13 January 2014 5:15

That's just funny haha

an3ph 20

Monday 13 January 2014 8:41

Never hang your self esteem on a 7-year-old. Never ever.

xReDMemory 28

Monday 13 January 2014 10:48

You should teach him how to say his true feeling in a way that's not rude. Something like 'Dad,I'm sorry but I don't think you're pretty'.

shaytards_fml 9

Monday 13 January 2014 12:32

let him express his feelings..

steller5445 5

Monday 13 January 2014 12:36

I mean u did make him

hman1025 17

Saturday 2 July 2016 0:09

You have a wife and kids looks don't matter anymore

RedWolf16 21

Wednesday 7 September 2016 19:22

Well, at least you'll have a story to embarrass your son later.

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