Love: Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same...

By faceless_sailor8 - 31/08/2011 16:25 - United States

Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML

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Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:08

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R4P3DwithALOHA 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 8:36

sid is a good looking guy lol

radiocaf 29

Thursday 1 September 2011 10:53

I love sid the sloth. That is a compliment in my eyes.

DjeePee 24

Thursday 1 September 2011 11:31

Well, she didn't compare your intelligence to those of Sid, did she?

writergirl23 19

Thursday 1 September 2011 11:36

Same attitude??

95Sins 7

Thursday 1 September 2011 11:40

At least Sid is hilarious!!

Deathhound 27

Thursday 1 September 2011 12:58

Nice words from her... xD

aali12 7

Thursday 1 September 2011 14:05

Sid is the best in the movie so thats kinda a compliment

Sophie_Sovereign 6

Thursday 1 September 2011 14:42

Yeah but everybody loves Sid.

ynnhoj 2

Thursday 1 September 2011 15:32

Hooray for the big feet?

BobertoFM 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 15:33

Hey, she married you.

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