Money: Today, my unemployment claim was denied because leaving work...

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By shayne1122 - 14/05/2016 04:09 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my unemployment claim was denied because leaving work due to a brain injury stemming from domestic violence isn't a "good reason". No money, no job, no memory. FML

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Csoi 28

Saturday 14 May 2016 23:50

Don't know if they're the same thing, but try disability.

nesteremily 31

Sunday 15 May 2016 9:14

Definitely try for disability.

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Csoi 28

Saturday 14 May 2016 23:50

Don't know if they're the same thing, but try disability.

nesteremily 31

Sunday 15 May 2016 9:14

Definitely try for disability.

shayne1122 7

Sunday 15 May 2016 18:43

Disability denied me because I needed a work release to get unemployment

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