Kids: Today, my two year old decided to run out the front door alone....

By kansasgirl - 02/03/2010 18:21 - United States

Today, my two year old decided to run out the front door alone. I ran after him, tripped over the bottom of my jeans, fell onto the sidewalk and scraped up both my hands and knees. My neighbors just watched. FML

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blueeyes24 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 7:06

Everyone saying that she should keep her child under control... It's not like you can reason with a two year old. All kids that little misbehave sometimes and run. That doesn't make her a bad mom. And the neighbors could have assisted with the running child to make sure he didn't run into the road.

rckchlk 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 18:03

okay i posted this comment about my two year old. first of all im not fat, and im a girl. we do not live in a trailer park. and the post was suppose to be funny, he ran down our flight of stairs out the door, and when i went to grab him i tripped over my jeans and scraped myself up. im not bitching about it or even asking my neighbors for sympathy. it was a funny incident! for godsake back off. obviously a lot of you have nothing better to do than write ridiculous comments on other peoples posts.

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EleventyFan 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:28

My advice to you: get pants that fit correctly.

sheazle 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:32

oh my god, you skinned your knee. your life is ruined.

Fedor_is_KING 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:37

Maybe it took all their energy to not laugh at the fact that your two year old just made you look like a dunce. Baby FTW

Hellooomindyy 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:39

5, your illiterate apparently. It says her child is two already. Smooth

mylesfrank 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:40

awww that sucks

ericvolp12 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 1:22

yay 1234 fml

mempholicious 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 1:35

beat dat kid azz fo running out 'head u

toto365 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 1:36

go yell at ur neighbors and take em to court for endangering a youth

Tamara2011 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 1:52

# 54 the op is a woman dumbass try reading the fml, and two what did you expect the neighbors to do for you? haha i like the other comments for that, and maybe if you kept your child under control, hopefully your kid wasn't butt naked lol.