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By Goatczar - 29/04/2015 14:49 - United States - Orem

Today, my two managers, both over 30, were arguing over whether or not butter is a sauce. FML

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theTravinator 21

Wednesday 29 April 2015 18:31

Hold the phone, you're telling me it's not a sauce?

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It's every 4 year olds favorite pasta sauce.

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soulreaper12296 28

Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:00

If it's melted, mixed with garlic salt, and put on pasta it's a sauce. Just depends on how you're using it.

HarryHirsch 23

Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:01

on the bright side: as long as they don't agree on butter being a sauce just 50% of your managers are nuts.

JKPwnage 27

Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:04

Holy shit... I never thought about it... IS butter a sauce???

Stillo 25

Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:09

butter sauce, is a sauce!

chadminer337 9

Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:11

Butter is not a sauce

Mr_Leading 14

Wednesday 29 April 2015 22:53

Definitely

cyberI7 13

Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:13

They are getting paid to much money!

mattrd_fml 31

Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:42

because sauces be in stick form.

avagerome001 7

Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:46

Is butter a carb?

vikky538 28

Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:53

Your managers are butt-er heads

shegetsit 3

Wednesday 29 April 2015 21:00

Butter is everything.

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