Kids: Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that...

By DaveAlmighty - 24/04/2012 23:59 - United States

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

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mrrod462 4

Wednesday 25 April 2012 22:04

My little cumin did that

upsidedownfrownn 5

Wednesday 25 April 2012 23:22

Hey, if it's anything like Jared leto's from 30 seconds to mars.... You've got yourself a pretty cool mullet.

taybro14 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 23:43

After reading itskatlabitch's profile I made the decision that I don't like her much

joeytheman 10

Thursday 26 April 2012 0:23

Is his name Ronnie?

desertpunk75 11

Thursday 26 April 2012 0:40

FYL. Put gum in his hood.

old09 11

Thursday 26 April 2012 0:45

If in a couple months/years he asks for an Unhawk, then you should start worrying.

Hersheykisses863 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 1:01

Atleast ur son finally getting a hair cut

lawrahhh 1

Thursday 26 April 2012 1:14

If that was my kid I would put them up for adoption. Mullets are not ok!!

lolatyofail 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 1:47

Been there gotten that trust me it's comfortable but embarrassing

ShutUpAndStare 7

Thursday 26 April 2012 3:28

Mullets only work on Seto Kaiba.

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