Kids: Today, my son had karate practise he told me he was sparring...

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By em2016 - 07/06/2016 14:48 - Ireland - Galway

Today, my son had karate practise he told me he was sparring for the first time so i went down to support him.. he got his ass kicked by a 12 year old girl.. my sons is nearly 19. FML

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madhattedlady 12

Wednesday 8 June 2016 13:55

Since it was his first time it's acceptable Bc they teach the younger children how to take down older ones

ThatOnePolarBear 13

Saturday 11 June 2016 19:59

As someone who regularly does karate, it is surprisingly easy to be beaten by a younger kid. I know this from experience.

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madhattedlady 12

Wednesday 8 June 2016 13:55

Since it was his first time it's acceptable Bc they teach the younger children how to take down older ones

YDISM 19

Wednesday 8 June 2016 20:37

I'm going to be that guy, sorry. Practice *

BrotherPhil 35

Friday 10 June 2016 22:16

No surprise at all - size doesn't matter.

ThatOnePolarBear 13

Saturday 11 June 2016 19:59

As someone who regularly does karate, it is surprisingly easy to be beaten by a younger kid. I know this from experience.

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