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By blotchy-girl - 15/07/2009 04:00 - New Zealand

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By tan disaster - 27/02/2009 23:09 - United States

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Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML

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Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 00:27 - Canada

Today, as I finished putting self tanner on my legs, the phone rang. Telemarketer. After returning to the bathroom I put moisturizer on my face. As I looked in the mirror, I soon realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands. My face is now streaky orange. FML

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Wednesday 15 July 2009 14:03

Hey, First time being first comment...cool. Anyway, sounds like sister-bear needs to have her eyebrows shaved...Payback is a b*tch.

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Wednesday 15 July 2009 14:30

Write "PENIS" on her forehead in that semi-permenate tattoo stuff. It doesn't wash out for weeks!

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drainyou123 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:27

Dude one time in like fourth grade, my mom thought it would be a good idea to put tanning spray on my face. I though it was really cool so i agreed to let her do it. I went to sleep with it wet and woke up looking like a ******* tiger...