Miscellaneous: Today, My sister tells us her boyfriend off and on since high... - FML

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By He'sJustThatDumb - 26/04/2016 19:54 - United States - Chicago

Today, My sister tells us her boyfriend off and on since high school decide he wants to live out of a van. He's almost 30, it's a miracle if he can hold down a job for more than a few months to a year without feeling 'slighted'. We think he's still planning it. And wants my sister to go along. FML

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derpyshy 16

Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:01

Yes, but what would you do for food? Beg? Mooch off people at fast food joints? The hypothetical questions are endless.

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derpyshy 16

Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:01

Yes, but what would you do for food? Beg? Mooch off people at fast food joints? The hypothetical questions are endless.

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