Intimacy: Today, my sister's boyfriend came over to the house. I thought... - FML

By lonelyniceguy - 24/03/2010 23:50 - United States

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Today, my sister's boyfriend came over to the house. I thought I would be nice and cook them both a dinner along with my own. Mine took a little longer to cook, so they ate before me and went back to her bedroom. I ate alone to the sound of them having fun. FML

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FYLDeep 25

Thursday 25 March 2010 9:02

They didn't want to wait too long for dessert.

playalovegame 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 9:13

fyl... at least they left the room first.

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OasC82 0

Friday 26 March 2010 3:30

did you get a thank you

cshiozak 0

Friday 26 March 2010 3:36

that's disgusting

kyonichii 4

Friday 26 March 2010 3:38

Don't forget the whipped cream.

ht54039 0

Friday 26 March 2010 4:28

holy crap you are gorgeous!

jgill87 0

Friday 26 March 2010 7:09

Sorry. We really should have been quieter. :$

danzer827 0

Friday 26 March 2010 8:10

damn....i think i'm guilty of this. but hey, nice job @ doing something nice 4 ur sister.

adrifter 0

Friday 26 March 2010 9:23

Sexlax.

makii06 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 19:14

awwww :(:(

piercebuddy 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 8:11

three way forget your food

Hunts160 5

Tuesday 13 April 2010 8:15

You are a horrible brother for letting them so that.

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