Today, my sister is so insane that she actually jealous of me...

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By SickyMcGee - 23/02/2017 19:08 - United States

Today, my sister is so insane that she actually jealous of me having to have surgery, and basically abusing anyone who shows any sympathy for me. Coming from the person who ruined my wedding and the weeks, because it wasn't about her. FML

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C8H18 33

Monday 27 February 2017 9:18

Holy shit. As terrible as it is to say, a swift shove toward an concoming bus may be best thing for everybody.

ThrottleJockey 35

Monday 27 February 2017 22:34

Everyone but the bus driver.

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OneGuySixDemons 23

Sunday 26 February 2017 22:09

Holy shit, you need to cut her out of your life, and fast!

C8H18 33

Monday 27 February 2017 9:18

Holy shit. As terrible as it is to say, a swift shove toward an concoming bus may be best thing for everybody.

ThrottleJockey 35

Monday 27 February 2017 22:34

Everyone but the bus driver.

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