Miscellaneous: Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with...

By nobffs - 01/01/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with my friends to celebrate the new year. My mom then asked "What friends?". Ah, the new year begins. FML

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Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML

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Friday 1 January 2010 12:41

same here... kinda

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Wealthyparrot 9

Wednesday 22 May 2013 0:18

Friends are a waste of time

celinadepp 21

Monday 11 August 2014 0:35

I feel your pain, OP. I feel your pain..

Driving_Gaming 22

Thursday 23 July 2015 16:12

Me too

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