Gross, Underwear and Miscellaneous: Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear,...

By IHateMySister - 02/01/2016 10:36 - Denmark - Kirke-hyllinge

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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DenBriZel 31

Thursday 7 January 2016 18:50

That's......disgusting. Ew, sorry OP!

Senior2015 8

Friday 8 January 2016 5:53

That's nasty ?

EnvyMe33 26

Wednesday 22 February 2017 7:32

You should wear them put them in the drawer dirty and start putting your clean ones somewhere else. Karma is a bitch!!

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