Love: Today, my sister and I were watching the Olympics. Michael Phelps...

By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 05:51 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, my sister and I were watching the Olympics. Michael Phelps was on the screen, and I was thinking how hot he is. My sister commented on how he looks so much like our brother. I can never look at either of them the same way ever again. FML

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Wednesday 1 August 2012 16:05

Fortunately for you, how much someone looks like someone else is completely subjective. People tell me that my daughter looks just like me, though I don't see it at all. Don't worry about it, and just keep on fantasising about your brother. Er, I mean about Michael Phelps.