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By taydean - 26/05/2011 21:31 - United States

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

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dreamering 16

Friday 27 May 2011 0:59

I think # 3 was behind the door.

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Friday 27 May 2011 0:53

Way to be random.

Comments

slickrasta 1

Friday 27 May 2011 3:07

this isn't a FML you attention starved child.

pinkspaceboundro 0

Friday 27 May 2011 3:25

apparently that Wendy's was not Sparta!

Tarts17 2

Friday 27 May 2011 3:38

hahahah fail

PottentialFML 0

Friday 27 May 2011 3:44

Was this after you *glasses on* dined in hell?

sillylolo 6

Friday 27 May 2011 3:48

lmao dork

MiniSerendity 1

Friday 27 May 2011 3:57

WTH

Ratracer 6

Friday 27 May 2011 3:59

Knew it was a FYL when I read, "I thought it would be funny if I"...

fukher 0

Friday 27 May 2011 3:59

epic ******* fail

OnlyAFeckWanker 0

Friday 27 May 2011 4:09

Am I the only one who checks FML whilst taking a dump?

pussywhipedmofo 4

Friday 27 May 2011 4:37

Do you seriously take a crap that long? lol

Shane_0h 6

Friday 27 May 2011 9:04

haha no I do too

qasimahsan93 4

Friday 27 May 2011 4:19

This is FAILURE!!

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