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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 21:58 - United States

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML

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Oh nose

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Comments

aliciavanham 13

Thursday 30 October 2014 0:42

I hope you have another chance to complete it without a nosebleed!

KatyLarae 13

Thursday 30 October 2014 4:36

At least it will be memorable?

aykrivwassup 2

Thursday 30 October 2014 14:01

Hope that doesn't happen to me for my opening night tonight~ #GetWellSoon!

shinikageWolf 15

Thursday 30 October 2014 20:22

Was it the part where you are accused of being possessed? Because that would be hilarious!

SkittleDoge 2

Wednesday 12 November 2014 20:25

What kind of musical was it ;)

SolidSteak 5

Sunday 22 November 2015 11:49

Are you saying the little girl made you feel bad? For bleeding? On stage? Why is this a bad thing?

jstone89 13

Friday 1 July 2016 20:50

lmao!! Oh man.. that's awful!

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