Animals: Today, my roommate and I finally got fed up with this increasingly,...

By pacificbeach - 02/03/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, my roommate and I finally got fed up with this increasingly, horrible stench that has been in our apartment for a few days now. Leaving it for our other roommates to handle, we selfishly left to get yogurtland. Moments later, we both expressed that we haven't seen our cat in a while. FML

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caward96 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:02

that seriously sucks. but you deserved it because who the hell doesnt realize when they havent seen their cat?

frankoisdarkel 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:06

you should not be a pet owner, sorry. and it's just karma- be selfish and it'll come back and bite you on the ass

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rachelbrianna25 0

Monday 3 August 2009 12:25

omg... that's so sad. i bet you never fed the poor lil kitty either. woooow tho. like wouldn't u look to see what the smell was.

cmac86 23

Friday 14 August 2009 8:14

how messy is your apartment that you can't find an animal in there? I mean, I have a messy place, but nothing as to where I can't did my dog.

XanimalloverX 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 21:49

Poor cat

V461N4 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 3:35

You do not deserve to be alive.

taketheepill 0

Monday 5 April 2010 10:12

you dicks! poor pussy..

LGoodwin 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 8:42

Wow that is sad. Surely this is made up.

viviville 0

Friday 22 April 2011 22:42

that is just awful

gabby1995pena 4

Friday 17 June 2011 1:01

god people who comment on FMLs annoy me so much.....

jmelsha11 11

Friday 28 October 2011 4:39

@ 97. agreed, but this made me laugh so hard!

ShadowBitch99 2

Monday 7 November 2011 23:15

YOU RETARDED OBNOXIOUS DESERVING FUCKSUCKER!!!! YOU NEED TO CURL UP AND DIE!!!!!

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