Intimacy: Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures...

By Crappit - 06/10/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML

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By meh beard - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML

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flyboy57 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:55

it's only embarrassing if you got a small woody.

blackie123 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:53

...well, that *is* funny

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imhope 23

Tuesday 6 May 2014 2:31

That actually is funny lol not for you, but for everyone else.

GingaNinja01 15

Wednesday 21 May 2014 1:30

Guys I don't think you understand. Even if he did have a decent sized dick, it could still ruin his reputation. What if you girls slept naked and somebody took a pic and put that on Facebook? Not so fun being called a ****.

ice2eskimos 3

Saturday 14 February 2015 17:29

You need revenge! You deserve revenge!

SoulEaterSE 23

Friday 21 August 2015 23:52

Anyone who says YDI obviously doesn't know the struggle of being a guy

RainStorm6632 10

Thursday 26 January 2017 21:23

Well that was a dick move

EmDizzle2007 28

Thursday 15 November 2018 23:02

what did they think??

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