Love: Today, my room mate told me he's madly in love with me. It wouldn't...

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By laina103 - 14/07/2016 07:50 - United States

Today, my room mate told me he's madly in love with me. It wouldn't be so bad if the feeling was mutual, or if he didn't tell me on his birthday. We also just renewed our 12 month lease. Fml.

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yonana 12

Saturday 16 July 2016 1:30

I don't see why this is so terrible, so long as he respects boundaries and the fact that his feelings aren't returned.

PtCaboose 21

Tuesday 19 July 2016 0:30

As #2 said, as long as he respects you there is no problem (this is more of an FML for him than you anyway)

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Angelalalalala 9

Friday 15 July 2016 12:16

Duh. What would be bad about the feeling being mutual?

yonana 12

Saturday 16 July 2016 1:30

I don't see why this is so terrible, so long as he respects boundaries and the fact that his feelings aren't returned.

PtCaboose 21

Tuesday 19 July 2016 0:30

As #2 said, as long as he respects you there is no problem (this is more of an FML for him than you anyway)

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