Love: Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 20:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML

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TheLastChild 8

Monday 15 August 2011 0:57

Extreme cougar!

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Monday 15 August 2011 0:57

Oh God...

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balljoints 8

Monday 15 August 2011 3:11

Fell in love with her at the first sight of her bank account I gather?

purpledogs 0

Monday 15 August 2011 3:13

haha lol ur granny beast and

SmokinTitties 0

Monday 15 August 2011 3:20

Gramma's gettin freaky deaky...

SmokinTitties 0

Monday 15 August 2011 3:22

Gramma's gettin freaky-deaky

TodaySuxx 7

Monday 15 August 2011 3:23

Granny's got wheels

Im2Handsom 1

Monday 15 August 2011 3:29

Oh granny...

angigrl 0

Monday 15 August 2011 3:31

your grandma is a beast

sayitagain 9

Monday 15 August 2011 3:41

I say you let her have some fun! She only lives so long yunno!:p

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Monday 15 August 2011 3:43

that is toooooooo funny! lol!

jpallan 3

Monday 15 August 2011 3:43

I want to be your grandmother when I grow up.

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