Miscellaneous: Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm....

By DreamsDontComeTrue - 05/02/2015 06:15 - United States - Newport News

Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML

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Thursday 5 February 2015 18:40

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Hopefully you only missed a lecture and not an exam!

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fantasyworld 37

Sunday 19 April 2015 17:42

Hopefully it's not a class where attendance is mandatory.

zefronke8 25

Friday 4 September 2015 21:16

If you were dreaming then how'd you turn off the alarm?

f_m_l_islife 5

Tuesday 9 August 2016 0:42

but how did you cancel your aparm if you were sleeping???

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