Animals: Today, my parents told me that I'm no longer allowed to come...

By incendiaaa - 24/02/2013 11:17 - Australia

Today, my parents told me that I'm no longer allowed to come home from boarding school on weekends because it will confuse my cats and disrupt their lives. FML

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Sunday 24 February 2013 16:27

You're parents are dicks.

XxDevilxXGt 26

Sunday 24 February 2013 16:27

They've cat to be kitten you..

Comments

lcd42 7

Sunday 24 February 2013 16:47

Gotta love parents who put pets before their own kid...

ColbyGB 13

Sunday 24 February 2013 16:55

Cats have feelings too!

littlemsweirdo 12

Sunday 24 February 2013 16:57

What a CATastrophe! Haha! No? Okay, I'm just gonna..I'm just gonna go....

cocacola999 27

Sunday 24 February 2013 16:59

Just remind them casually that you'll be the one choosing the nursing home for them in a couple of decades...

eaglerob 20

Sunday 24 February 2013 17:04

Cats before kids, // siiiide

NYCBOII123 7

Sunday 24 February 2013 17:10

That's just mean. I wish I had cats. :(

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 24 February 2013 17:13

Maybe you can come home with a close friend on the weekends instead? I would start widening the gap with your parents like they are doing with you. Don't even waste time thinking about those ungrateful assholes.