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By Ladieda - 28/05/2012 10:15 - Netherlands - Apeldoorn

Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 28 May 2012 16:24

It's their house, it's their garden, so it's their rules. Don't like it? Don't look.

tennisrapper1 14

Monday 28 May 2012 16:23

Hopefully your friends wont stop by today! Or the cops... FYL

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I_Has_A_Fishy 12

Tuesday 29 May 2012 0:48

They're just role playing as Adam & Eve in the garden of Eden. Tell your mom to watch out for snakes!

sambudd14 2

Tuesday 29 May 2012 1:13

I wish my parents were like this :D

DazedSiren 5

Tuesday 29 May 2012 1:40

If you don't like it there's the door ^.^

tim240_fml 4

Tuesday 29 May 2012 2:00

They're just helping me with a science project....

QueenOfAnything 3

Tuesday 29 May 2012 2:48

ur not alone *___*

Chick7749 0

Tuesday 29 May 2012 3:35

I would to if it were burning!!!!????

Eclipse003 1

Tuesday 29 May 2012 4:04

*thought it was

trolawlawl 0

Tuesday 29 May 2012 4:42

Where do you live??

CanadianCutie22 16

Tuesday 29 May 2012 4:44

that's a little disturbing lol

adamgrainsofsand 1

Tuesday 29 May 2012 5:37

At least their marrage is strong:D

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