Love: Today, my parents came to visit me. I bought boxers and cologne...

By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, my parents came to visit me. I bought boxers and cologne to make it look like I had a man here. I've been single since I moved away. FML

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Friday 30 September 2011 8:50

Why would you want your parents to think you'd been sleeping with some man they'd never met?

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Friday 30 September 2011 8:50

You could alternatively get a man.

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briaa23 4

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:02

hey its ok. but if you dont want a boyfriend you don't have to lie and go out and buy that crap to impress your parents

lemonsquid 6

Thursday 6 October 2011 5:27

good job. nice move. next time try acting normal

ObsceneOblivion 4

Tuesday 15 November 2011 20:06

That "little girl" can spell a hell of a lot better than you can, dear.

shannon2348 14

Tuesday 18 February 2020 6:58

I'm not surprised you're single. Buying boxers to make your parents think you had a man? ydi

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