Animals: Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around... - FML

By Doggy... - 10/11/2011 05:56 - Australia

Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML

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harviss12 8

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:00

What were u wearing then...

EwanSmith 2

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:06

lawngerie...

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sarafuckyoum 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 13:34

They ain't clean anymore just wash the rest of them

zombicidal 11

Thursday 10 November 2011 13:40

at least he's not an aspiring fashion designer and makeing them crotchless

davymac718 4

Thursday 10 November 2011 13:54

FREEBALL IT!

Jewdazking23 5

Thursday 10 November 2011 13:54

At what point did you realize you had lost your dignity? P.S. I spelled dignity wrong

starwind3438 9

Thursday 10 November 2011 13:56

Do some lawndry.

florido_fml 10

Thursday 10 November 2011 14:18

Maybe if you bought more underwear you didn't have to chase your dog down like an idiot.

you_freak 7

Thursday 10 November 2011 14:25

Thanks for that

NomOnShroomz 14

Thursday 10 November 2011 14:48

You're welcome?

swweets 4

Thursday 10 November 2011 14:31

good doggy.

emilymac420 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 14:34

Just wear your girlfriends thong. ;D

CryMoreFMLs 14

Thursday 10 November 2011 14:57

The OP is a girl, 40....

perdix 29

Thursday 10 November 2011 14:39

Your neighbors would have enjoyed it even more if they knew you were chasing the dog while wearing filthy drawers. You should tell them this -- perhaps you could put a sign on your lawn.

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