Animals: Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

By negin - 22/03/2011 07:23

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

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Tuesday 22 March 2011 11:43

well when life gives u rooster u make fried chicken

FMLephant 2

Tuesday 22 March 2011 11:48

Leave your neighbor's **** alone!

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nerdface89 2

Wednesday 23 March 2011 8:33

hearing the word 'rooster' this many times is making me hungry

ceepevoy 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 9:00

where the **** do u live?!!

Mach10 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 14:15

I can sympathize. I am constantly being woken up by my neighbor's giant black ****.

omgwtf99 13

Wednesday 23 March 2011 18:40

ha that made me laugh so much :L poor u

Kenzy_BeachLuvr 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 19:02

run I've it with A car

Kenzy_BeachLuvr 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 19:03

run over it with a car

caleismyth 5

Wednesday 23 March 2011 21:55

DINNER!!!!!! steal it in the middle Ottis night and make some dinner srsly

JenL_fml 7

Thursday 24 March 2011 1:06

yep

JenL_fml 7

Thursday 24 March 2011 1:20

same with color, humor, favorite...

JenL_fml 7

Thursday 24 March 2011 1:23

@102 -.-

Trist108 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 2:46

Kill it!!

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