Health: Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school...

By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 11:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML

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SquashedSpider7 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 3:34

haha my mom did the same thing.

Jmrox2001 10

Saturday 16 April 2016 17:17

Literally, the same exact thing happened to me a month ago. أنا أكره حياتي

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