Intimacy: Today, my mum spent two hours calling me fat and unsuccessful... - FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2016 13:21 - United Kingdom - Woking

Today, my mum spent two hours calling me fat and unsuccessful and asking me why I'm not embarrassed to be alive. All because I told her to calm down and that it's not that big a deal that the cashier in the supermarket spent ten whole seconds working out how much change to give her. FML

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sillymama 21

Tuesday 17 May 2016 1:53

That's what's known as a "toxic" parent. Feel free to break away from that. What terrible thins to say to anyone, esp your own child.

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 17 May 2016 14:26

How is this only a "Nearly" FML?

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sillymama 21

Tuesday 17 May 2016 1:53

That's what's known as a "toxic" parent. Feel free to break away from that. What terrible thins to say to anyone, esp your own child.

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 17 May 2016 14:26

How is this only a "Nearly" FML?

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