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By wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe - 07/08/2013 20:55 - Sweden

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

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Thursday 8 August 2013 5:29

Well, cats can be quite sensitive. You don't want him to feel unloved, do you?

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Jeez. Harsh mom.

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chosha_fml 26

Saturday 10 August 2013 15:42

Hope that insanity isn't hereditary, OP.

Friskette_fml 2

Saturday 10 August 2013 19:17

When I first read the post, I saw "car" instead of "cat" so it became really awkward !

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Sunday 13 October 2013 9:17

damn snappy!!!

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