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By emeraldarcher74 - 19/11/2016 18:34 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, my mother made me a delicious meal of gravy, stuffing, mashed and sweet potatoes, and cranberries. Overjoyed, I tried to give her a hug. Instead, I accidentally punched her in the face. FML

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Sunday 20 November 2016 18:34

Fyl? **** your moms life for making a great meal only to get punched.

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Sunday 20 November 2016 18:48

You got so excited you punched someone? Hmm...I may have to use this excuse in the future lol.

Comments

ThrottleJockey 35

Monday 21 November 2016 2:14

Is your last name Foreman? Sounds like her cooking is a knockout!

FacesOfHumanity 14

Monday 21 November 2016 21:35

Did you even read the FML?

Genkai 3

Tuesday 22 November 2016 0:48

food so good make me wana slap my momma

VapeNation4Realz 4

Tuesday 22 November 2016 8:26

"Today I made my son a beautiful meal. How did he thank me? He punched me in the face. FML."

mattyiscool123 26

Friday 25 November 2016 15:16

Maybe you shouldn't make a fist when you're hugging someone

Kawaiicookie23 0

Tuesday 6 December 2016 21:12

Imagine if his my mom was the one making this post, it would probably be like "I made my son gravy, stuffing, mashed and sweet potatoes, and cranberries and how do I thanked... with a punch in the face, of course. Fml"