Love: Today, my mother and father are insisting that I go on a date...

By Foureyes - 23/08/2009 13:29 - Australia

Today, my mother and father are insisting that I go on a date with a German exchange student they met at the weekend. Why? Because we have similar glasses. FML

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By monkey - 19/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Logan

Today, my daughter told me she is pregnant. The father is the foreign exchange student who just moved back to Germany. FML

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Sunday 23 August 2009 20:06

Why is this bad?

LemonFairy 0

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Maybe the make her (him? I don't know :P) look cute. Who cares, man, it's a /German exchange student/. So yeah, not a FYL or YDI. A MLIG.

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HoboMeth 33

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I'm guessing that's how your parents met

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Tuesday 2 August 2016 1:38

I'm surprised this FML has no comments at all.

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