Intimacy: Today, my mom went to grab my sheets off my bed. I said that...

By Anonymous - 18/08/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, my mom went to grab my sheets off my bed. I said that I would do it, to which she responded, "Calm down, it's not like I've never seen 'spludge' before." FML

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SquirrellyGirl 20

Friday 10 July 2015 21:13

Lol, that's awkward

mooseeyes 8

Tuesday 21 July 2015 5:56

spludge is when your ******* her in the ass and you end up with brown stained cum everywhere.

tacodiarreah 3

Thursday 15 September 2016 4:47

I'm betting that she knows from personal experience... Or she used to be a dude...

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