Miscellaneous: Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never...

By Thebestman123 - 05/08/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

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Today, my mother, who is 75 years-old, just told me and my sister that we were adopted. I'm 45 years-old and my sister is 49. FML

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soccergurl95 8

Friday 5 August 2011 8:54

And that's when you yell "I WISH YOU NEVER ADOPTED ME TOO, BITCH!"

soccergurl95 8

Friday 5 August 2011 9:33

Technically she's not his mother...

Comments

ArielTheMermaid 17

Friday 5 August 2011 18:54

Harsh.

sexybabe13 0

Friday 5 August 2011 19:06

Awww I'm sorry.

KymanxStenny 2

Friday 5 August 2011 19:48

Damn, that sucks dude. I'm sorry OP :/

c3fighter 2

Friday 5 August 2011 19:50

Child services time! Sorry I pressed YDI....meant to hit FYL

jessief623 4

Friday 5 August 2011 19:57

Omg what a bitch!!!!

wispywee 0

Friday 5 August 2011 20:19

what a dick

FTW567 0

Friday 5 August 2011 21:53

237 people are adopted.

kenziem18 0

Friday 5 August 2011 22:02

well at least you found out(;

capnhananah 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:18

maybe she was... kidding...?

Tkao96 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:20

Ouch

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