Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
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DocBastard 38

I would highly advise you to go along with it. That way when you bring a boy home, they'll think you're just friends and won't mind you having a "sleepover".

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jewelz1012 11

Convince him it's because you saw her cheating... With a woman!! and that's supposed to be your role model!?!? Smh

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icepick23 12

Tell her to keep her sexual fantasies to herself

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hewro_failure 11

Your mom actually seems pretty funny. It shouldn't matter you aren't actually a lesbian and I would play along just to freak your dad out ha

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CreepInTheCorner 11

Just go with it. Gives you more flexibility to hang out with boys, yeah? :)

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iwasnotonfire 1

I read your name, Anonymous, as Androgynous, making this even better.

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doglover100 28

Someone needs a new hobby.

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marier00 19

haha ? well, atleast u know shes not a homophobe

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