Love: Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped.... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/05/2013 17:10 - United States - Pomona

Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML

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Wizardo 33

Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:22

Woah, mom got game. Go mom!

Poppy8127 15

Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:22

Moms are the best.

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1_4M_A_M49 5

Thursday 23 May 2013 6:22

Just checking if the guys are right for you, that's what moms do huh?

TaytheHuman 8

Thursday 23 May 2013 6:40

they totally double penetrated your mom. lol

BananerzFresh 12

Thursday 23 May 2013 8:03

You're mom is a G!

MLDub919 0

Thursday 23 May 2013 8:07

I hear a train coming.

kentuckyguy 4

Thursday 23 May 2013 8:53

If you post that your mom god DPed,got taken to a porno theater for a gb,than got pregnant,than I think the world has nothing.

jchiledred 12

Thursday 23 May 2013 9:33

Milf alert Milf alert!!!!!!! Can you make your prof pic your mom

dissention 4

Thursday 23 May 2013 11:22

Yeah, your mom is a *****.

tufflyfe 3

Thursday 23 May 2013 13:49

Your mom must be a Milf !

coldsteelstu 4

Thursday 23 May 2013 13:50

just wait till yiu come across the video of her and the two guys on the internet.

YourVoiceofReasn 6

Thursday 23 May 2013 14:51

Your name wouldn't happen to be Stacy, would it?

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