Miscellaneous: Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants...

By messyvictor - 28/01/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

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Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML

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Saturday 28 January 2012 18:29

your mom fails at life.

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Saturday 28 January 2012 18:30

Why do you have a cleaning lady then???

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Jfire5656 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 23:47

My mom does the same thing...

prettykitty82 4

Saturday 28 January 2012 23:52

I'm sure the cleaning lady wasn't happy. She probably gets paid by the hour and the less she has to clean, the less she's paid.

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