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By me - 19/05/2016 15:52 - United States - Huntington

Today, my mom told me that I was an accident. I was a birth control baby. FML.

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Krankerev 10

Friday 20 May 2016 2:30

Phew. That is rough to hear. I'm very sorry you had to hear that. Hope your life gets a whole lot better.

tbrown0089 16

Friday 20 May 2016 4:33

Don't feel bad. On my graduation day my mom told me I was a broke condom baby

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Krankerev 10

Friday 20 May 2016 2:30

Phew. That is rough to hear. I'm very sorry you had to hear that. Hope your life gets a whole lot better.

tbrown0089 16

Friday 20 May 2016 4:33

Don't feel bad. On my graduation day my mom told me I was a broke condom baby

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