Intimacy: Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a...

By helpfulmom - 26/07/2009 18:39 - Canada

Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML

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Cass_x 22

Monday 22 July 2013 22:50

I really hope she taught him by using a banana or a carrot or something.. :/

creeperdevon 18

Tuesday 12 May 2015 22:45

She was just making sure that if he ever gets super lucky with you, he's safe just like your womb

General_Cool 24

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