Miscellaneous: Today, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters. When...

By wow - 30/10/2014 22:05 - United States - Turlock

Today, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters. When I asked her why she wrote it like that, she got pissed and snapped back, "Capitals are for people who amount to something." FML

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Friday 31 October 2014 0:52

Your mom sucks. Notice mom is lowercased.

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CAPITALS ARE FOR YELLING

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Thursday 27 November 2014 12:14

If it was me, I'd probably say something alluding to the state if the U.S. government.

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