Miscellaneous: Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

By Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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By f_n_fail - 06/12/2016 21:31 - United States

Today, I got a note from my son's kindergarten teacher. During free time yesterday, he told her, "Mommy was stripping". I was indeed stripping. Paint that is. FML

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khaya 9

Monday 30 May 2011 18:58

Well it could have been worse, she could have started to strip and then demand money.

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Speechless o.o

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xDragonBeastx 1

Wednesday 8 June 2011 6:15

LOL MPLF (Mom Peolple Like To F*@#

rcloca 10

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:33

those kids r in 4 a show

yoshiyakiryu 20

Thursday 11 August 2011 3:35

Knowing kids these days, they'd have been pole dancing first and OP's mother would have joined in.

Ketchup_Castle 30

Sunday 21 August 2011 16:15

That has to be the most embarrassing thing that I've ever heard of.

yaknowiverse 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 1:33

how wonderful -.-

thekewlest69 9

Sunday 28 August 2011 6:53

Did she do it for free hehe I kid u

thekewlest69 9

Sunday 28 August 2011 7:10

...and she did it for free??

pligkid 1

Sunday 6 November 2011 1:31

I need to know her!

Snazzy_Snaz 17

Friday 11 May 2012 3:45

Stacy's mom has got it goin on

lkb307 21

Wednesday 11 December 2013 1:15

sounds like a hot fun mom to me

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