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By montextes - 25/07/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML

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By moweezy9 - 21/02/2011 21:07 - United States

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

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By IceWrath - 16/08/2015 08:14 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my elderly dad learned how to use Facebook. He now spends most of his time messaging me about his meals, his bowel movements and his foot fungus. He's now learning how to use Skype. FML

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By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

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By segal1010 - 28/02/2013 00:27 - United States - Potomac

Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

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By morgan_rumm - 11/07/2014 20:02

Today, I texted my mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that my parents had just gotten divorced. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 07:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

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Monday 25 July 2011 22:51

wait till she finds out about sexting

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Monday 25 July 2011 22:56

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purpleadios 10

Monday 25 July 2011 23:10

I feel your pain

ninjaguy56 9

Monday 25 July 2011 23:11

My dad does that to me too...

Caroline_Grace 0

Monday 25 July 2011 23:18

welcome to my world 0.0

vkc2 9

Monday 25 July 2011 23:24

aww be nice shes excited :) its cutee

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Monday 25 July 2011 23:24

lol my mom has only 200 a month so I'm good! lol fyl!

ilovepotatoes419 14

Monday 25 July 2011 23:25

same

ilovepotatoes419 14

Monday 25 July 2011 23:27

same

ilovepotatoes419 14

Monday 25 July 2011 23:29

same about my mom and dad even worse

udeservdit 0

Monday 25 July 2011 23:50

hows that an fml

ILoveTabz 0

Monday 25 July 2011 23:51

my mom does too. she likes to say omg and lol. she just recently learned how to make smileys.

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