Miscellaneous: Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did...

By wtfseriously - 09/05/2011 17:22 - United States

Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML

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Monday 9 May 2011 22:35

I'm assuming you didn't win the argument.

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wow that's really lazy

Comments

heathermarie5 0

Monday 16 July 2012 18:28

Didn't you have to walk to the kitchen to get the rice??? YDI sflam.

maurice1999 5

Saturday 10 November 2012 5:32

I'm pretty sure your stomach can explode from that....

luciegeri 12

Saturday 2 May 2015 14:17

Did you know that when you eat uncooked rice and drink water after it, it can kill you?

LORDLYPSO 15

Monday 29 June 2015 19:31

and let me guess...you're fat.

ShadowStarEXE 35

Sunday 10 January 2016 2:20

I honestly can't see how your life sucks. Being lazy is a choice you make. Start getting off your ass and do something about it. Your mom's right and you don't have any argument to prove otherwise.