Miscellaneous: Today, my landlord screamed at me for my little brother drawing...

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By what? - 16/06/2016 05:42 - United States - Chugiak

Today, my landlord screamed at me for my little brother drawing with chalk on the concrete pathway. What did I see her grand-daughter doing later that day? Drawing with chalk on the same pathway. FML

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Tuesday 19 July 2016 23:59

Was your landlord aware of this?

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Sudoc 29

Tuesday 19 July 2016 23:59

Was your landlord aware of this?

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