Kids: Today, my husband thought it would be funny to tell my 10-year-old...

By friedbutter - 28/10/2012 14:53 - Canada - Pickering

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to tell my 10-year-old son that if he wanted to get girls, he had to do the Gangnam Style. My son has now non-stop been doing the Gangnam Style. FML

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katdaiken 16

Sunday 28 October 2012 18:56

That's hilarious!

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Sunday 28 October 2012 18:58

That's how I met my wife...

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2cute4u_18 1

Tuesday 30 October 2012 2:35

Seems legit

Youwish13 4

Tuesday 30 October 2012 3:35

Awesome!! :D

Pensu 12

Tuesday 30 October 2012 4:10

And how is it working out for him?

santistachick86 3

Tuesday 30 October 2012 4:58

Parenting, he's doing it right!

AtomicRebirth 11

Tuesday 30 October 2012 5:29

This is the greatest thing. You should be proud.

pdp_fml 21

Tuesday 30 October 2012 10:33

Is your family Korean?

RenZia777 3

Wednesday 31 October 2012 18:26

that's hilarious! omg! he must really want them girls

brand2017 9

Thursday 1 November 2012 18:24

I despise that song. U so deserve.

Mynameislinh 24

Saturday 4 May 2013 8:36

They send in an FML about their son dancing to Gangnam style, you don't like the song... and they deserve it. What?

mintypoison 22

Saturday 3 November 2012 4:41

Holy crap. Best. Dad. Ever. xDD

sexiiladybug23 1

Friday 16 November 2012 0:54

this is too funny! I'd tell my little brother something like that

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