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By Jenn P - 22/04/2012 03:15 - United States - Wichita Falls

Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML

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Sunday 22 April 2012 8:15

Smoking is bad anyways

Chris122990 4

Sunday 22 April 2012 8:18

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Allosaurus 6

Wednesday 20 July 2016 21:49

Guess smoking is a dick move!

asdlkj 5

Wednesday 3 August 2016 7:40

Maybe you should quit smoking. Its disgusting and makes you smell and look bad.

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